Four weird things happened to me between April 1 and April 9.

Weird thing #1

Good Heart ~~Day~~ Week.

Weird thing #2

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Weird thing #3

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…I gave my credit card to my personal assistant and instructed her to buy me a plane ticket ASAP….

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Lsusr: Can I return to the airport later to play the puzzle (without a ticket)? The airport is not far from my home.
Lsusr: All is well.
Lsusr: I will tell you about it later.
Brittany: Has to be at SF airport

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"This is Lsusr," [Redacted] said to the students, "Some of what he writes is good. A lot of it is crazy."

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I gave my presentation in front of a whiteboard on which had been written words amounting to "do not trust this person". It wasn't enough. I would have to deliberately torpedo my implied authority before they could learn anything.

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"You really like being Lsusr," the god of my universe observed.

Lsusr is the person who speaks with the words of Lsusr. I choose the words I speak. Why would I choose to be someone I don't like to be? I thought.

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I told Student #1 to explain to Student #2 what an anti-inductive market was. Neither Student #1 nor Student #2 knew what an anti-inductive market was. The real game was whether Student #2 would notice that Student #1 was making everything up. Student #2 did not.

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I played the game against six students simultaneously. I explained what a nuclear engine was. Most of them were wrong when I tested them about whether I was making the whole thing up.

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"You're tired. You haven't eaten. It's late at night. Go home," said my squire. He poured me a glass of water.

"I need my backpack, my water bottle and my sandals," I said.

He ran as fast as he could to fetch my stuff.

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The teacher told her students not to talk to me. I told the teacher's students not talk to me. I told her students my phone was broken. Her students tracked me down to ask questions.

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"Will you come with us to the dinner?" said the students.

"Your teacher has not invited me," I said, "To gatecrash would be rude."

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"Your writing would be easier to understand if you explained things," the student said.

"It's supposed to be a puzzle," I explained.

Weird thing #4

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"LSUSR WAS HERE," I wrote on the whiteboard. You must not be seen, I thought to myself.

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"How can I live without a human being to pour me drinks and fetch my di...

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